Here it is my first post.  You can’t wait to read it, enjoy it, share it, and I can’t wait for you to read it, enjoy it, and share it. Look at that we already have something in common.  Dare I say a trusting friendship is forming?   Here I go…a virtual backwards fall into your arms.   Ultimately the choice is yours to join me on this journey or skip this site and take your chances with one of the other 150 million+  blog sites.  I’m not saying we need to be exclusive, but let’s stay friends (eeek that phrase can sting – more on that in a future post).  I do believe this site will affect you and to ensure the effects are positive (mostly) I’ve provided the flowing guidelines and recommendations based on my own findings.

1. Review on an empty stomach 1 hour before or 2 hours after a meal. I prepared and reviewed content with both a full and empty stomach. I vomited in both situations, less so on the empty stomach.
2. Alcohol may intensify the effects (dial-up or down as needed). I forgot what the real point of this particular concern was early in the trial and my notes on the topic only contain useless sketches of unicorns.
3. Avoid operating heavy machinery. I was not able to validate due to the unforeseen challenges of finding access to heavy machinery. If using the washer and dryer counts as heavy machinery, I did have a number of laundry related mishaps that seem to have lasting side effects with my wife.
4. May experience extreme feelings of joy or sadness. Joy seemed to be loosely associated with #2 and sadness related to #3.
5. May experience headaches and/or drowsiness.  Both headaches and drowsiness assumed related to #2, but I fell asleep prior to making any direct correlation.

Now that I’ve proven my friendship through transparency and set you up for a great experience let’s get into why The Write Intentions? Why not I counter?  (Insert compelling “what if” life changing statement here).   Truth is I’ve got a lot of stuff rattling around in my head and it would be selfish, likely damaging, to keep it inside.  I write about everyday experiences and my assumption is most of you will relate.  You may not want to admit it publicly or choose to write about it on a blog but don’t worry that’s why I’m here.  I do it all with The Write Intentions.

Anticipating you’ll be hungry for new content, I plan to start off with weekly posts.  In the unlikely circumstance a week passes without new content, please wait longer.  If more than two weeks pass without an update, I ask that someone check on my welfare as I may have disregarded all my own warnings and I’m lying in a puddle of vomit at the base of a bulldozer surrounded by empty wine bottles suffering from an extreme headache, drowsy, and mumbling about unicorns.

1st Post Bonus!

For all you early adopters taking a chance checking out my blog, I’ve also included a poem about choice – you made one to read this far.  Thank you!  I hope you enjoy (in moderation).